1. The Steal Your Pancake Mix Reason
2. The Steal Your Smoked Fish Reason
3. The Steal Your Milk Reason
4. The Steal Your Sandwich Reason
5. The Raid Your Entire Fridge Reason
6. The Steal Your Pasta Reason
7. The De-bagging Your Tea Reason
8. The Snatching Your Fish Lunch Reason
9. The Stealing Your Unbaked Batch Reason
10. The De-snacking Your Coffee Reason
11. The Stalking Your Other Pets Reason
12. The Eating Your Shrimps Reason
13. The Stealing Your Catch Reason
14. The Clone and Drink Reason
15. The De-chickenizing Your Potatoes Reason
16. The Poaching Your Chocolates Reason
17. The Taking Your Toast Reason
18. The No Regrets Reason
19. The Double Latte Reason
20. The Not Giving Up Reason
21. The Handsome Swindler Reason
22. The Fuck Your Happiness Reason
23. The Get His Share Reason
24. The Take Your Share Too Reason
25. The Take Everybody's Share Reason
26. The Steal Your Child's Prize Reason
27. The Get The Last Piece Reason
28. The Snatch The Cheese Reason
29. The Ruin Your Salad Reason
30. The Ruthless My Meat Reason
31. The Eat Your Sausage Reason (don't be perverted, please)
32. The Take Your Croissant Reason
33. The Get F on Your Homework Reason
34. The Eat Your Dinner Reason
35. The Steal The Last Cookie Reason
36. The No Pizza For You Reason
37. The Take All The Panties Reason
38. The Lick Your Ham Reason
39. The Take The First Piece Reason
40. The This Fish Belongs To Me Stare Reason
41. The Salami Swammy Reason
42. The Can't Hide Anything From This Bastard Reason
43. The Fuck Your Snowman Reason
44. The Too Big To Swallow But Eat It Anyway Reason
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